| There is this guy driving on a road and he sees this nun walking on the side. He stops and asks if she needed a ride in to the nearest town and she said "yes". So they are driving along and he finally asks "how do nuns have sex". She said " well they cant be married or have any children". He replied quick saying " I dont have a wife or kids". She said "well thats good. So they pull over and go have sex in they back of the truck. After about 20 minutes they start driving again and he says" Sister, I have a confession to make, I am married and I have 3 kids." and the nun goes " Well I have a confession of my own to make, My name is George and Im going to a costume party". |