The Godfather hired an accountant who was deaf and dumb, figuring he wouldnt be able to tell the cops anything. It wasnt long after that the Godfather discovered that 10 million dollars of his money was missing. So he went around to the accountants house to question him, taking along his lawyer, who knew sign language.
The Godfather said to the lawyer, "Ask him where my money is." The lawyer signed, "Where is the 10 million dollars?", and the accountant signed back, "I dont know anything about it."
The lawyer repeated this to the Godfather, who took out his pistol and pressed it to the accountants head. "Tell him if he doesnt tell me where the money is right now, Im going to kill him." The lawyer signed, "I think hes serious. You better talk." The accountant signed, "All right, Ill talk. The money is in a brown suitcase buried in my cousin Enzos back yard."
The Godfather asked the lawyer, "What did he say?". The lawyer replied, "He says you dont have the balls to pull the trigger." |