The Godfather hired an accountant who was deaf and dumb, figuring he wouldn’t be able to tell the cops anything. It wasn’t long after that the Godfather discovered that 10 million dollars of his money was missing. So he went around to the accountant’s house to question him, taking along his lawyer, who knew sign language.
The Godfather said to the lawyer, "Ask him where my money is." The lawyer signed, "Where is the 10 million dollars?", and the accountant signed back, "I don’t know anything about it."
The lawyer repeated this to the Godfather, who took out his pistol and pressed it to the accountant’s head. "Tell him if he doesn’t tell me where the money is right now, I’m going to kill him." The lawyer signed, "I think he’s serious. You better talk." The accountant signed, "All right, I’ll talk. The money is in a brown suitcase buried in my cousin Enzo’s back yard."
The Godfather asked the lawyer, "What did he say?". The lawyer replied, "He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger." |
